Saturday 12 April 2014

I am the worst blogger ever.

I'd apologize for my lazy posting,b ut I've actually been out experiencing Korea from the OUTSIDE of my apartment!

Many friends have left, and new friends have been made.  There was a trip to the Green tea fields, as well as Jindo for the sea parting (it sort of parted but nobody made it to the island. we're doomed to be unlucky, apparently!)



I will make an actual recap post in the very near future, maybe tonight.  But for now some comedic gold.

Sometimes I can funny.

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"All applicants will now be required to pass all Korean University entrance exams, and provide all academic transcripts. They will also be required to withstand emotional and physical abuse at the hands of their male partners over the course of a week, under strict CCTV monitoring to insure that they will adapt well to Korean culture. All applicants must be able to puke and rally, and demonstrate a strong ability to sleep whenever, whereever. Applicants will be judged on their ability to take a selca. All applicants must learn to sing the entire score of the cinematic masterpiece, Frozen, in both English and Korean (as we plan on changing that to our National Anthem). All evidence of hand washing will result in the rejection of your application. Welcome to Korea, where whitening cream is mandatory, and everything society has taught you in your past life must now be ignored. Because Korea"

http://news.yahoo.com/south-korea-regulates-marriage-foreigners-063852918.html

** Sassiness inspired by recent legislation passed to regulate non-Koreans marrying into Korean families.  As well as harsher laws imposed on foreigners working within Korea.  Also, my school is driving me absolutely mental.